Reed's quotes 6

At Ci Ci's Pizza, Reed's wants a brownie. I tell him he can go by himself if he wants to go get it, just get a clean plate, don't touch the food with your hands, use the TONGS. Reed thinks a minute, then says, "Mom, you really want me to use my TONGUE! (Says this as he's sticking his tongue between his teeth like he's trying to figure out how to do it.)

Ah, ha ha ha ha. In my family we would say "You broke your pole?" (What we always say when someone misunderstands what you said.)